The battle of the Keel!

by your favourite journalist on the spot; Dlehis Brightbow!

It seemed like a quiet night when I walked towards the Broken Keel. It had been a while since I was last seen here, but after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go for a lovely night out. As soon as I entered the doorstep of the tavern, I almost got trampled by three large and angry looking Tauren and a fierce looking trollish lady. As I turned by head, I could recognize the lady; it was the barmaid of the Broken Keel, Vypra. Quickly I peered towards the tabards of the Tauren, and saw the mark of the Warsong Blades. I grabbed my notebook and pencil out my satchel and quickly followed the angry group: I smelled some good old drama and a juicy story!

Just outside the inn, I saw what was happening. Apparently, an aggresive group of Alliance rangers and warriors had been attacking the staff of the Broken Keel, and Vypra and the Blades were looking for revenge. The battle was though, long and fierce and blood was flying trough the air like it was nothing. Arrows swiftly flew in every directions, two even took a wisp of my hair with them! I knew I was in the middle of a dangerous fight, but nothing could stop me from having the perfect story. Yes readers, I did it all for you!
Suddenly there was a big bang and dust was rising up towards the dark looking sky, I saw lightning flying trough the air, but suddenly it all became silent and when the dust was fading away, I saw Vypra and the Tauren walking heroicly back the the Keel. I saw a few scars on their hands an faces and blood was dripping behind them as they became closer to the Keel.

But this wasn't the end! More and more Alliance seemed to gather in the hills outside Ratchet and I needed to investigate if it was some sort of clan we were dealing with. I sneaked inside a building and climbed on the roof, trying to find out who they were. Apparently, the Blades called for the aid of the Unseelie Court, because a few elves entered Ratchet, making some sort off defend-formation on the main square of Ratchet. I felt the adrenaline pumping trough my veins and still I couldn't recognize the tabards of the Alliance-army. After a few minutes of doing research in the Silvermoon Library later that night, I would find out that it was the chaotic-evil army; Assault and Recon Corps.
The Unseelie court started the attack and again, Vypra and the Tauren came to aid, alongside two Sindorei and a Forsaken. I jumped from the roof, studying the fight, but I got hit by several arrows in my legs and arms. With my last energy I pulled the arrows out and decided I needed to finish my story, but I'm sorry dear readers, I fainted while climbing back on the roof again and by the time I woke up, the battle was already over...

Assault and Recon Corps had fled towards the mountains, not knowing if they would return. A few minutes later, an ambassador of the Kirin'tor arrived, but like always, he was a little to late with negotiating; Good Job Kirin'tor! It became darker and stars appeared above my head, my wounds are healing pretty fast, so don't worry readers, your favourite reporter will be better soon and more juicy, gossipy drama story's will follow!

See you next time!
~Dlehis Brightbow~

She is kind off the gossipy, cheap, dramaqueen journalist..
I don't you if you like it, but it as worth a try

Boo! Burn the concurrence!

Its a bit more story like then article like, still go on I'm not any better and there is no one except Opathu here who can tell us a shit.

Yes, she is very egocentric, so it's more like a story/collum. But hey, my first 'article' and I like it

hehe. not bad at all Siheld.

certainly made me chuckle

Hehe thank you, it's hard to write in english when it's not really your first language..
I hope it's a bit cheap and tacky(?)

I like it

My reading of this was that Assault and Recon Corp started OOC ganking lowbies in Ratchet, and thus the Horde rallied to drive them off. When faced with equal force, the (typical) Alliance cowards fled...

Siheld wrote:

Hehe thank you, it's hard to write in english when it's not really your first language..
I hope it's a bit cheap and tacky(?)

Well, it was good enough for the Goblin Gazette. And thus blatantly stolen *cough* I mean taken, editted and posted here now.

Congratz, you're a star!

hihi, i'm honoured

Siheld wrote:

hihi, i'm honoured

Did some minor editting and cross-posted to the SSL forum. Fancy writing regularly by the way?

Well, I always had something with writing and had even big plans to study journalism, but I changed my mind.
But I'm free as freelance
Perhaps an interview in time, but I like to write all my story's by happenings in-game

edit; with the new Goblin race, Snicka can make a real Samantha Gizzlesprock (orwhatshernameagain) and a real Goblin Gazette Goblin Guild!

I allready have the GG guild. I have big plans for it pon the release of playable goblins. The Goblin Gazette shall return, bigger and better than ever!

Siheld wrote:

edit; with the new Goblin race, Snicka can make a real Samantha Gizzlesprock (orwhatshernameagain) and a real Goblin Gazette Goblin Guild!

Actually, when I heard that goblins will be playable, that was exactly my first thought! And you spelled her name correctly.

Copyright infringement! Leaf Hingesprock... you stole my "-sprock"! lol jk ;P

Heh, that night was fun, who ever knew staying for an extra couple of minutes would give us a big fight >