After some drunken brawling in the Broken Keel, the two bandits decided that their thirst for madness was still not quenched.
They silently entered the now deserted Tavern...
Vog: Let's go, boss.
Tammul: the barrel is ours!
Vog cheered.
Tammul climbed on the table. With a hard push he rolled the barrel off the table.
Vog: Okay.
Vog: Lets lift it.
Vog: 3...2...1...lift!
Tammul: Let's go.
Vog laughed as they left the Keel.
Sudenly Vog heard someone.
Vog: Psshhh!
Tammul: We've got the barrel!!!
Vog: Psss!
It was the crazy cat woman.
The bandits hid in an alley...
After she passed by, they started moving again.
Tammul: Lets take a shortcut.
Vog dropped his side.
Tammul put the barrel on the ground.
Vog: are ya goin' to roll it?
Tammul nodded.
Vog laughed.
Tammul: Go stand down there.
Vog ran down.
Vog: Ok, boss. roll it!
Tammul pushed the barrel.
Tammul: It's rolling!
Tammul ran after the barrel.
The barrel nearly crushed Vog.
Tammul: Oh no ,hide!
They saw Vypra and Gwenderlin up ahead.
Tammul: They must not get the barrel
When they were far away, the bandits lifted the barrel and brought it to the windrider.
Vog: What are ya going to do with it now?
Tammul: Bragok, the wind rider, will bring the barrel safely to the camp.
Tammul gave the windrider some silver coins.
The bandits cheered as their mission was completed
Tammul: Let's go to the keel to get some rest.
They went back to the keel and took a seat.
Tammul gave vog some cheap beer.
Vog: Thank ya, mon... They dont seem to notice the barrel is gone.
Tammul: Indeed.
Vog: Are we goin' to do something? Not now ofcourse but soon.
Tammul: We are going to repay the centaur for what they did tommorow.
Vog: Those orcs seem nasty.
Vog: Are we going to ...ya know... Kidnap them?
Tammul: Maybe but we are at war with lots of others too.
Tammul: Currently it is the Greywolf tribe, heritage of Zandalar, Bleeding Axe clan, Stormwind militia and the centaur.
Tammul: But lets get some sleep now.
They went to the beds.
Vog fell asleep.
Tammul farted and fell asleep.
Vog sniffed and woke up.
Vog: Have ya been stinkin' again?
Tammul: No, it was the undead.
Vog: Okay
They fell asleep again
The undead named Gwenderlin and the blood elf named Seidra were talking about something when the elf suddenly walked towards Tammul.
Seidra poked Tammul.
Tammul stayed asleep.
Seidra poked Tammul again.
Tammul farted.
Seidra kicked Tammul.
Tammul woke up.
Seidra: I have some contract to discus with you, Tammul.
Tammul: Who are you and who is Tammul.
Seidra: You are Tammul.
Tammul: I am ... John
Seidra: No you aren't, you are Tammul, a mercenary.
Tammul: I am John the peaceful tauren.
Seidra: Seeing you aren't intrested in the contract I will drag you outside because you hurt the girl who is under the protection of the Scarlet Moon
Tammul: What girl and what moon?
Seidra melted into the shadow and reapeared behind Tammul.
Tammul dodged the attack and counterfared in Seidra's face.
Vog silently aims his gun at Seidra.
Vog: if ya squel, ya are dead.
Tammul saw some others watching.
Tammul: Lets take this outside , we wouldn't want anyone to get hurt, do we?
They went outside.
Seidra looked at a guard and said something.
Vog threw his last darkmoon in Seidra's face and started to run
vog: Run!!
Tammul and Vog fled.
Seidra shrugged and walked back into the inn...
Subject: The barrel. 