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Vexacus

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PostSubject: Death by cat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:35 pm

Original: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

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Your cat massages you:
This is not a sign that your cat likes you! In fact this is when your cat checks your organs for any weak spots.

Excessive digging in the litter box:
After use of the litter box, your cat kicks the content around itself, most content goes out of the litter box. It's practicing how to bury corpses.

Staring:
If your cat stares at you, DO NOT LOOK AWAY! Turning your head away is a sign of weakness. Doing this will probably make your cat strike out at you. So be warned, this makes you an easy target.

Your cat brings you dead animals:
This is not a gift. This is a warning, 'you're next!'

Your cat throws up grass:
This painful food- and cleaning process is a preparation for body and mind just before the battle.

Hiding in dark places:
Your cat will regularly hide to observe you in your natural habitat.

Sleeping on your electronic devices:
People have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will try to disrupt all communication between you and the outside world.

Stroking your face while you are asleep:
Cats are not very skilled at letting people choke to death, but it's worth to give it a try, right?

Sprint out of every room you enter with lightning speed:

When your cat does this, it's ambush failed.
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PostSubject: Re: Death by cat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:34 pm

Stroking your face while you are asleep:
Cats are not very skilled at letting people choke to death, but it's worth to give it a try, right?

^ only one that made me lol
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PostSubject: Re: Death by cat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:38 pm

Vexacus, why have you re-worded all points?
Have you translated from American to British, or something like that?
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PostSubject: Re: Death by cat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:56 pm

i have a theory: all cats have been abducted by aliens and then returned to earth with evil personalities to screw us over... don't trust them!
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PostSubject: Re: Death by cat   Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:38 am

Snicka wrote:
Vexacus, why have you re-worded all points?
Have you translated from American to British, or something like that?

Actually, it was lifted from the wow off-topic forum, I didn't even notice.
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