Vexacus
Number of posts : 881 Registration date : 2008-05-27
| Subject: Death by cat Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:35 pm | |
| Original: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php - Quote :
Your cat massages you: This is not a sign that your cat likes you! In fact this is when your cat checks your organs for any weak spots.
Excessive digging in the litter box: After use of the litter box, your cat kicks the content around itself, most content goes out of the litter box. It's practicing how to bury corpses.
Staring: If your cat stares at you, DO NOT LOOK AWAY! Turning your head away is a sign of weakness. Doing this will probably make your cat strike out at you. So be warned, this makes you an easy target.
Your cat brings you dead animals: This is not a gift. This is a warning, 'you're next!'
Your cat throws up grass: This painful food- and cleaning process is a preparation for body and mind just before the battle.
Hiding in dark places: Your cat will regularly hide to observe you in your natural habitat.
Sleeping on your electronic devices: People have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will try to disrupt all communication between you and the outside world.
Stroking your face while you are asleep: Cats are not very skilled at letting people choke to death, but it's worth to give it a try, right?
Sprint out of every room you enter with lightning speed: When your cat does this, it's ambush failed.
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Xariandra
Number of posts : 223 Age : 33 Registration date : 2008-05-26
| Subject: Re: Death by cat Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:34 pm | |
| Stroking your face while you are asleep: Cats are not very skilled at letting people choke to death, but it's worth to give it a try, right?
^ only one that made me lol | |
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Snicka
Number of posts : 1229 Age : 38 Location : Budapest, Hungary Registration date : 2008-05-27
| Subject: Re: Death by cat Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:38 pm | |
| Vexacus, why have you re-worded all points? Have you translated from American to British, or something like that? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Death by cat Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:56 pm | |
| i have a theory: all cats have been abducted by aliens and then returned to earth with evil personalities to screw us over... don't trust them! |
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Vexacus
Number of posts : 881 Registration date : 2008-05-27
| Subject: Re: Death by cat Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:38 am | |
| - Snicka wrote:
- Vexacus, why have you re-worded all points?
Have you translated from American to British, or something like that? Actually, it was lifted from the wow off-topic forum, I didn't even notice. | |
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