We Are Legion The Scarshield Legion Retirement Home |
| | Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu | |
| | Author | Message |
---|
Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:40 pm | |
| Deep in the 'hazia' dens of Thrallmar, among a motley crew of swarthy, leering Horde mercenaries, wreathed in smoke, with the clatter of throwing knives and hunting darts, and the giggling and crying of pleasure slaves, a story is being recounted.... A stout goblin, whom others call "Carruthers" or "wiseguy", is speaking in one darkened corner, his back to a roaring fire: "So ol' Opathy, see, he's getting mighty fed up with them Exiles fellas running around his turf. I know the boss and he was sorta tired of all the fighting, running, the bounties on his head, the assassins. Still, no-one had yet brought him down. Still, the boss says he wants to give himself up. He was even talking to them Greywolf fellas about an escort to a trial. Pah! Two-Smile at trial! Can you imagine that?" The gathering crowd cackled and laughed in agreement with the goblin. "Well, the other night, gents, those elves stole a new "Orcish Intrusion Device" into Astranaar. Slaughtered a whole bunch of young ones from the Horde... we couldn't see sight nor hair of the powerful lords of our clans. As ever, it is the least prepared who die. And Two-Smile, well he was already might pissed about the gin embargo. So he decided to do something about it." "It all started with an underwater raid on that human port, Menethil Harbour..." Swimming unseen, undetected, to pillage the weakling humans https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_204447.jpgStrange rituals as we go in https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_204555.jpgThe attack begins https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_205646.jpg"But that was not all my friends, no not by any means. That was just the beginning of Opathu's most amazing adventure yet. Gather round..." [ Post edited by Opathu ]
Last edited by Vypra on Fri May 23, 2008 5:16 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:41 pm | |
| "So, fellas, there was Two-Smile and the crew, wreaking merry havoc in Menethil. When whaddya know, but all these mercenary guys start jumpin' outta the woodwork! I tell ya, friends, the Black Oak had to beat a hasty retreat into the water... most of the fellas did the same." "Well, never one to be put off by a little technical hitch, the boys decided to catch them a boat... well capture an entire ship in fact... "Aye, to Azuremyst Isles themselves! Home of the Draenei!" Borrowing a boat https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_210759.jpgReady for pillage https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_210820.jpgShadowprey Pirates onboard https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_210840.jpgDrunken steering https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_210909.jpgFirst stop, Azure Watch https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_210944.jpgHubble, bubble, toil and trouble (uh-oh, three powerful warlocks!) https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_211351.jpgSummoning friends https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_211407.jpgAbout to enslave Draenei https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_211430.jpgSummoning a dread Doomguard https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_211520.jpgHaving a spot of bother, as Doomguard kills Botvid its boss! https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_211525.jpgApproaching the space ship and capital city of the Draenei scum, The Exodar https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_212437.jpg"But no my friends! The tale does not end there!" The Horde crew creep in closer, to hear more... [ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:41 pm | |
| "My friends, with the immortal eloquence, 'oh feck it, why not?!', our lord Two-Smile and his scurvy crew set off into the bowels of The Exodar itself!" The crowd gasps. Several shrink back, making the signs to ward the evil eye. The guards on the door finger their weapons nervously. The shadows seem to lengthen in the flickering tongues of flame from the fire, as it drops lower... "After capturing several of the towering elekk, and leaving a skeleton crew with their Draenei slaves outside... Securing the area https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_212520.jpgRounding up the slaves https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_212601.jpg...the Black Oak made his way down, down, down into that hellish, alien place. And as he did so, a devilish plan formed in his mind..." Going inside the city, ready for slaving! https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_212811.jpg[ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| "... the journey downwards was one of terrible fury... our master was kicked unconscious, but rescued thankfully, before continuing further..." First sign of something... most powerful https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_214551.jpgGiven a good kickin' https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_213530.jpg"As the first of the men eluded the guards, they came upon a most amazing sight! A being of true magnificence! The crew could hardly believe their luck! Here it was, the power beating at the heart of the Draenei city-ship!" "With customary tact, Opathu Two-Smile approached the living god..." https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_215022.jpg"O'ros, esteemed of the Naaru! And made to kneel before Two-Smile!" https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_215043.jpgThe crowd fell over chairs. Drinks were spilled down chins. Jaws dropped with amazement. Whispers of "not possible..", "can't be...", "not even Two-Smile..." echoed around the suddenly close confine of the walls. More and more mercenaries approached, as word began spreading around the camp. "Meanwhile, mates, the Theatre, Ashen Order, and Pirates began furious bidding for this captive, passive creature of the gods..." https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_214510.jpg"It was a problem my friends... a big problem. What price for a living god??" https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_215136.jpg"Master Two-Smile realised he would have to tread carefully with the men..." [ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| The goblin waited for his captive audience - he appreciated the irony, in the circumstances - finish their excited chattering. "Calm down, calm down mates! For there is still more of this tale to tell, afore the night ends. Now, their next problem, as I said, was transport." Glittering, evil eyes regarded him with interest. After all, how do you transport an entire god? "Well, Opathu had a brainwave you might say - he called in the goblins!" https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_215635.jpg"Then the men made ready their escape.. right under the noses of those blueberry aliens!" The men thank Two-Smile https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_215620.jpgOpathu saddles up https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_215651.jpgMeeting little resistance ('hello' to Postman Pat) https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_215830.jpg"Hehe," the goblin chuckled to himself. "Well, they allowed themselves a little... detour to the elven lands before the big booze up in Org, friends. Despite getting lost, split up, and still being overcome by their achievements that fateful night..." Split up https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_220543.jpg"Hunger overcame them... they even thought of eating their own..." A tasty morsel? https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_220604.jpgOvercome with emotion... Opathu 'emo'? https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_220742.jpg"But once aboard the ship, they reverted back to their usual humour, friends. They sure did.." Bad taste? https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_220846.jpg"Well, after all that journey, and having worked up a terrible thirst, my Lord Two-Smile decided it was time to 'liberate' some of that Darnassin gin blocked in Auberdine port. Hehe, and when Opathu gets a thirst, don't stand in his way!" Land ahoy! https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_221013.jpg[ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:43 pm | |
| "They were creatures possessed, my friends. Not with fel power or the Legion... just battle lust and fury." Carruthers winks, and the mercenaries leer and nod in agreement. All had worked for the Theatre and its friends at one time or another - good profits were always to be had with the Two-Smile, Druella and their crew. "Aye, not content with the capture of O'ros and their Draenei slaves, the small warband descended on Auberdine, ready to enslave the population, steal the gin barrels on the dockside, and put the town to the torch." Two-Smile grabs a drink and picnic, despite the carnage around him https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_221311.jpghttps://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_221537.jpg"As the slaughter continued, and the lament of their womenfolk reached keening pitch, several of the men decided to take a dip... hehe." Cutting loose https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_221627.jpgLightening the load https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_221636.jpgThe boss orders a final parting gesture https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_221650.jpgCome in, the water's lovely! https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_221653.jpg"The way to Ashenvale, and Astranaar - home of this new "Orcish Intrusion Device", as well as the Darnassin gin brewery - was but a short ride away. Not even ol' Treebeard himself could stop the Black Oak by now, mateys!" https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_222213.jpg[ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:43 pm | |
| "By now, they were a whirlwind sent from the old gods themselves. The road to Astranaar lay open..." https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_222310.jpgThe goblin popped a peanut into his mouth, and began chewing noisily as his story entered its final phase. He waited for the din to die down, and pulled out a silvered hip flask from under his cape. "This my friends!" He brandished the flask to the stinking, unwashed killers. "This is what truly motivated ol' Two-Smile! Darnassian gin! Not some pathetic piece of gnomish technology. Orcish Intrusion Device - my arse!" The crowd burst into fits of laughter, tears rolling down cheeks. "Aye, gin my friends, the best elven gin. Them darn Exiles have been keeping it blockaded during this war. So Opathu decided to... liberate their ample supplies. Gratis." "Already they had a god enslaved... a hundred of more Draenei and Night Elves packed off to the slave markets... five Alliance settlements put to the torch... now all that remained was to grab the gin, and make off back to Ogrimmar for the party." Beers calling https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_222629.jpgOutside the gates to Astranaar https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_222549.jpgDispatching light resistance https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_222757.jpg"But what welcome awaited them in that poncey elven town, Astranaar? Would the bartender welcome back his old customer, Two-Smile...?" https://2img.net/h/i151.photobucket.com/albums/s155/ryanscribe/ScreenShot_041107_223307.jpg[ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:43 pm | |
| "Well, my friends, I didn't mention the last part, did I?" Carruthers looked around at the assassins, thieves and scum about him. Killers to a man, and woman, they stared, entranced, waiting for him to finish. "No? Well, what kinda party would it be without an appearance of a guest? And guess who the guests were..." "... no guess? Not one?" He chuckled. "None other than the Exiles themselves! That reprobate gathering of shield brothers and olive oil bathers from Darnassus! There to protect their gin no doubt." He coughed, a little theatrically. "Sadly for them, and most happily for us, they failed!" At this, the goblin reached behind his seat and drew out a small jewelled coffer. With a practised 'click', he swiftly threw open its lid and displayed the contents to the assembled crew. "Behold - the head of Hiddenshadow, the elven druid and leader of that notorious band of baby eaters!!" A misshapen, bruised and pale, decapitated head rolled out onto the flagstones. The goblin touched it distastefully with one foot. http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/elfhead.jpg"Ugly, ain't it mates? Yeuch..." With gloved hands, he reached to place it back inside the box. "Course, we later heard that their foul nature magicks managed to resurrect their leader. But forever more, these outlaws of the Alliance will fear the name of Two-Smile, the Theatre, the Ashen Order and the Shadowprey Pirates!" The laughter echoed throughout the crowd. Cheers and smashing of glass, sloshing of pints and copious amounts of Sen'jinn narcotic blew around the packed, darkened room. By now the fire was in embers, white hot coals sizzling with the phlegm spat from orc, troll, forsaken and Sin'dorei mouths. "Quiet! Quiet!" the goblin called. "Let's not forget the most important thing, ladies and gentlemen. Not only O'ros, the living god enslaved. Not only 100 or more Draenei and Elves off to auction. Not only the head of Hiddenshadow and his men. But..." There was gasps of indrawn breath, as the crowd waited on tenterhooks. "... ten score or more barrels of the finest Darnassian gin! And here's the first!" http://allvintagestore.com/Home&Garden%20Pics/D%20Ceramic%20decatrner%20GIn.jpgWith a nod to the barman, an oaken barrel was rolled onto the bartop, and the tap opened. "Drink up, comrades of the Horde! Drink up! For tonight you dine not in Hell, but in the company of friends true and comrades lost. To the Theatre, the Order of Ash, and the Shadowprey Pirates! Raise your pints!" http://static.fuse.tv/upload/ftpfiles/tattooinkstop/eric34drunkmonkey.jpg"And enjoy the free slave girls that Two-Smile has lain on for you!" http://lizditz.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/drunk_naked_girl400.jpg[ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:44 pm | |
| | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:44 pm | |
| Special thanks to the members of our small, but extraordinary, warband:
Ashen Order Hecter
Empire XII Lighto
Shadowprey Pirates Falconath
Theatre of Cruelty Botvid Csid Goldeath Kironi Letharian Mordoor Saphira Uriell
And last, but not least, me - Opathu Two-Smile.
*the entire cast bows, then the curtain drops onto the stage, and the lights go out*
[ Post edited by Opathu ] | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:45 pm | |
| *Sitting in a place that is not a place, a lone figure can be seen his features hidden in shadows, though his hands move often back and forth from his face, a bowl of what appears to be Darkmoon Reserve clenched in his fists, getting emptier and emptier as the night goes on, until suddenly from no where another figure appears out the darkness, and whispers in the night elfs ear, upon which a trail of Darkmoon's finest makes its way through the air, as the one hidden in shadows make an audible gasp."
They did what ?
Dammit I thought they where going after the device.
@$%&
By Hiddenshadow | |
| | | Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu Fri May 23, 2008 4:46 pm | |
| | |
| | | Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu | |
| |
| | | | Opathu captures Naaru, Exiles and gin! - by Opathu | |
|
Similar topics | |
|
| Permissions in this forum: | You cannot reply to topics in this forum
| |
| |
| |
|