Uncle Vexa's Extreme Angling - TEXT ADVENTURE - PLAY HERE!

Hey guys, after seeing some Crab Nicholson again today I was inspired to make my very own text adventure, which I'm happy to announce you may now play right now, right here on WAL.. am I good to you or what?

It's just like the old text adventure games, I describe your location and what happens there. You enter your commands, like GO NORTH, EXAMINE BUCKET, etc then I will post the results of your actions. Be careful though, the world of Extreme Anglin can be a dangerous one. Perils lurk around every corner and the adventures can be dangerous. You might even meet some familiar characters from the game and SSL itself!

Good luck!

You are upstairs in the Anglers Clubhouse in Ratchet. There is a hammock and a cupboard in the room. There is an exit NORTH to the balcony. There is an exit DOWN to the lower part of the clubhouse.

You hear sounds of a commotion coming from downstairs.

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OPEN cupboard.

You open the cupboard. Inside you find a [Scroll Case] and a [Used Hankerchief], and [A Worn Copy of Nat Pagle's Guide to Extreme Angling].

INSPECT [Used Hankerchief]

The [Used Hankerchief] contains a dazzling array of nose pickings, of varying sizes and age. It does not appear to contain anything useful.

TAKE [Scroll Case] and [A Worn Copy of Nat Pagle's Guide to Extreme Angling]

CLOSE cupboard

[Scroll Case] added to your inventory.
[A Worn Copy of Nat Pagle's Guide to Extreme Angling] added to your inventory.
The Cupboard is closed.

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Have sex.

As there is no-one else in the room you briefly consider to masturbate furiously. However as you are a Forsaken, you quickly remember that you are no longer able to achieve an erection. After several minutes contemplating your flacid manhood, your thoughts turn to other matters.

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Exit Down.

You have gone downstairs. You are in the Clubhouse storeroom. There are [Crates] piled up everywhere.
in this room are Sotek the orc and Whiskers the rat.
There is an exit UP and NORTH.

Talk to Sotek.

As you talk to Sotek it quickly becomes apparent he is unhappy. It seems Whiskers the Rat has escaped and is making a mess of the crates.

Catch Whiskers the Rat.

You quickly catch Whiskers the Rat. Sotek is very happy with you and takes Whiskers from you, placing him into a pocket in his Blue Overalls.
In gratitude Sotek hands you [Sotek's Flaming Broom of Awesomeness].

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HUG Sotek.

Sotek says "ME NOT THAT KIND OF ORC"

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Search the [Crates] and take what is inside.

Then leave up NORTH.