Gnewspaper reporting in!

After risking gnome investigators to bring you something truly worth of read, we not only discovered the true face of forsaken and blood elfs but also revealed their partnership! Get Gnomish Gnews Gnoday!

http://gnewspaper.wordpress.com/

Nothing would suprise me about those elfs or rotting bone bags, however I was dissapointed by the lack of orgy pictures the article seemed to promise.

Haha! I love the Gnewspaper's uber-patriotic, extremely xenophobic style!
In real world, such a newspaper would make me very angry, but this one is hilarious!

Vexacus wrote:

Nothing would suprise me about those elfs or rotting bone bags, however I was dissapointed by the lack of orgy pictures the article seemed to promise.

We can't risk little kids to see those, or to attract any attention from population of Goldshire.

Gnews Gnomes work on request, a tru gnews gnome has to know how to please the masses of the Alliance, we give what they wan't to hear, ehm and the truth of course! However the Gnewsman is disappointed from lack of interest into the gnews! More replies and feedback are welcome to encourage the gnome team for further work.

So is the GnewsPaper distributed in game, or offline only? I know some people have gone about making GHI newspapers but would guess there is a lot of effort involved, especially when you consider how many people read things like this.

And who is the mysterious Gnewsman behind this?

Tis not I!

The implementation the GHI isn't overly taxing; Once you figure out how much to copy and paste at a time its pretty much just a case of alt tabbing your way through it.

Im sure there are alliance types on here that would very much like an in game newspaper. Shame more of them don't post about it though. Up until now this thread has been all horde (excluding the good gnews gnome himself)

Not enough people use GHI for an ingame newspaper to bad.
I like the Gnewspaper tough

The Dalaran Daily, would be nice for some neutral news

In game copies of the Gnewspaper are not avaible, duo a couple of reasons. First might be the one that the Gnews team doesn't play on SSL, it is a experiment concerning RP on in World of Warcraft in total. For this month we managed to reach the same amount of views on our articles like last month (68 views till today) but we try to see what can lead to the result of October views (over 200).

From my brief but still existing appearance in game I observed that the Alliance has no interest into this project although the offer that the Gnews team does the actual writing and work, and although the possitive feedback from view Alliance Role Players. It seems that it exists the fear (from the realm forums) that I am posting a keylogger(?) which is not the case. And least but probably not last the fact that the majority of the community does not open the blog even when we've covered not only RP events, but PvP ones described from a Role Players views.

The project continues till this day and will go on in the future, no regular basis of articles is set yet duo this depends on what happens in the Alliance side. (which we observe is not as much as we like too)