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PostSubject: Just some limerics   Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:43 am

In a bored hour of mine, I have written a few Warcraft-themed limerics.

The first one is about an adventurous dwarf getting confused in the elven kingdom:
A dwarf once visited Quel'thalas,
Met a fair elf on a big terrace.
Slim body and blonde hair,
They made the dwarf wonder
If the elf was was a lad or a lass.

The second one is an ogre's adventure with a magical elixir:
There was a big stupid ogre,
Found a bottle of Noggenfogger,
He quaffed the drink
Which made him shrink,
The small ogre got trodden over.

And the third one is very personal, it's about Snicka's early years, when he got into a fight in a pub:
There was a young troll named Snicka,
His tusk could not have been bigger,
After a brawl,
They got stuck in the wall,
He's lucky the wall wasn't thicker!
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PostSubject: Re: Just some limerics   Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:03 am

There was a Tauren, from the Bluff
Who felt that life was awfully tough.
His friends were pickled with gin,
But had left none for him,
So he left for the Barrens in a huff!
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PostSubject: Re: Just some limerics   Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:33 am

Cute ones ^^
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