| Character Templates for the Broken Keel | |
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Vexacus
Number of posts : 881 Registration date : 2008-05-27
| Subject: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:12 am | |
| In case you are new to the keel and want to make a dramatic impact when visiting, here is a thread to post your favourite quick character sketches! Feel free to reuse and improvise for maximum impact.
- a mighty tramp dressed in rags with a wooden sword robs the tavern
- an emo dies mysteriously in the middle of the pub
- a patron walks out in a sulk because Vypra did not serve them immediately
- somebody begs Vypra to give them a job and after working one night is never seen again
- a patron gets hilariously drunk collapsing in the middle of the tavern, then getting up and collapsing a second time when they realise nobody paid attention the first time
- a person gets myseriously poisoned
- a peon equipped with a wooden spoon burns the keel down and all inside
- a lowbie alliance mysertiously appears in the middle of the tavern and quickly runs out
- a person is dying of a deadly disease and naturally heads to the keel to seek a cure
- the guildmaster of a newly formed guild asks everyone in the tavern if they want to join their newly formed guild which has no other objectives or background other than "to be an RP guild"
- someone climbs ontop of the serving bench and barrel and begins dancing
- a thousand year old orc stops by for a drink
- a guest informs everyone he is he right hand of Arthas and will feast on their souls, before calmly asking for a mug of Darkmoon Special
- a villian working on their evil plot for world domination stops by for some Crunchy Serpent and wine, pausing whilst eating it to read sections aloud from their Big Book of Evil Plans | |
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Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:23 am | |
| I lol'd It is hilarious how many time we've seen these exact things though...if the Keel was anywhere else but Azeroth, it would be a smoking, ghoul infested, hole in the ground by now | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:25 am | |
| - Quote :
- a guest informs everyone he is the right hand of Arthas and will feast on their souls, before calmly asking for a mug of Darkmoon Special
Yeah, sorry about that. I was tired of wiping sticky stuff from my gauntlet |
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Opathu
Number of posts : 1047 Registration date : 2008-06-17
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:10 am | |
| Hey! You stole my story, no. 3! No fair | |
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Quintilius
Number of posts : 735 Age : 39 Registration date : 2008-07-08
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:12 pm | |
| Heh. You guys have created Horde's equivalent of Goldshire | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:08 pm | |
| - Vexacus wrote:
- a villian working on their evil plot for world domination stops by for some Crunchy Serpent and wine, pausing whilst eating it to read sections aloud from their Big Book of Evil Plans I don't drink wine |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:42 pm | |
| I wanted to seek a cure for my deadly disease in the Keel next tuesday! You spoiled it for me now.. |
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Vypra Admin
Number of posts : 2810 Age : 47 Location : Warrington, UK Registration date : 2008-03-10
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Snicka
Number of posts : 1229 Age : 38 Location : Budapest, Hungary Registration date : 2008-05-27
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Opathu
Number of posts : 1047 Registration date : 2008-06-17
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:36 am | |
| I think I succeeded in entering said establishment; insulting the waiting staff; and then managed to be completely ignored until I logged due to reason number 100 ("Avoid wife until she finds you playing game and casts [Summons Hubbie, no resist]"). | |
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Kadris
Number of posts : 126 Age : 51 Registration date : 2008-06-27
| Subject: Re: Character Templates for the Broken Keel Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:01 pm | |
| *surreptitiously slips a rolled Spreadsheet of Doom up her sleeve while poking a folded Pie-chart of Malevolent Undertakings back into a boot and peers around innocently* | |
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