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Siheld

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Crazy murder in Ratchet, is this haven really safe?! Goblin Gazette in before the South Sea Daily!


by the best reporter on Azeroth, uh.. the universe; Dlehis Brightbow

Yes beloved readers, this did not even happen yesterday, but last tuesday! The reason for our delay is that local Goblin Bruisers wanted to keep this in inner circles, but ofcourse I did everything to investigate this dramatic, chaotic case. Again, I, Dlehis Brightbow, am risking my own life for you!

This is one of the most mysterious murders since Garona Halforcen assasinated King Llane in the fortress of Stormwind. We have a little information, but ofcourse we will try to inform you the best we can, dear readers! The murdered one's appear to be a Reventusk Troll and a Darkspear one, and they have been found in under the docks of Ratchet. After talking to the bruisers of Ratchet, who were clearly overwhelmed by all the press, I had been giving the privilege to check out the two bodies. As I entered the heavely guarded room, I saw the Trolls lying on a small table. It was shocking to see what people can do with other living creatures. The Trolls clearly had been burned or electrified by a very powerfull lightning spell and the poor Raventusk troll was even missing his left leg. The stank of burned flesh was so disgusting that I ran out before I puked over the wooden floor.

Now, after drinking a glass of water, I changed my outfit and jumped in my chique working clothes of Golce and Dabana (lovely!). I had lot's of questions flying trough my head and I decided to question the bruisers who found the corpses first. After walking trough the town, I found the guards sitting near the shore and when they turned their heads to me, I saw the poor, traumatised gaze in their eyes. They had gone trough a lot of drama, but they insisted on awnsering my questions; They are exclusive and the South Sea Daily doesn't has them!
I recieved tons of information about the mysterious assasination and the bruisers told me that there was an eyewitness in Sen'jin Village who saw an old Orc with the two trolls, walking towards the south. So my next destination was Sen'jin and so I walked towards the north.

The sun was shining on the back of my head and my clothes started to become filthy ( O, my.. they were expensive!). As I crossed the river and nearly got attacked by a crocodile, I saw the village in the distance. The only thing I had to do, is find the eye-witness and that was going to be very, very though! I asked some habitants about the mysterious happenings of a few nights ago, and after speaking to a few people, I luckly had found the eye-wtiness! I (ofcourse) convinced her to let me interview her, so here an exclusive interview! (The eye-witness prefered the be anonymous, so we will be calling her Jane, I also editted her words a bit, Trollish is sooo not understandable!)

Me: So, at what time did you see the two Trolls walking away from Sen'jin?

Jane: I think it was around 10 o'clock in the evening, they were walking towards the southern shore of Durotar it seemed. I didn't really had a watch-device with me, but I'm pretty sure it was around that time.

Me: So, you are not really sure, did the local bruisers found you already or is the GG the first?

Jane: Yes, you are.. the first one who actually found me, I'm not really into all the attention and that is why I prefer to be anonymous.

Me: We understand that hun, now.. did the Trolls had company by someone else?

Jane: I didn't really saw a face, but by the build of the figure, I could clearly see that it was an Orc. All I saw was a black tabard and the moonlight was shining her light on a long, pointy sharp dagger.

Me: The readers, GG and I, want to thank you very much for this exculsive interview hun, hang in there!

This leaves me with lots of questions; Who was the Orc, who were the Trolls, where did they actually get murderd and why did the Trolls follow an Orc with a large dagger? I am sure that this isn't the end.. I feel a conspiracy-plot with loads of drama. In a few days I will report again, hoping to have something new, but first I'm off doing some shopping in the newly opened Fucci store!

yours,
Dlehis Brightbow
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Roll the presses!! (a.i. posted) And your reporter really needs to get out to more places then the Keel. The Editor is no longer picking up your drinks tab...
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Haha, I know I'm planning to write an article about Ashenvale pretty soon but this just happend by accident :p
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Nice story hope to see an update on this!
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Siheld

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"His?! His?!"
"I, Dlehis Brightbow, am a girl!"
"The truth they say, this is obviously a lie!"

Dlehis cackles out loud while ripping the SSD
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