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PostSubject: Today I lost my virginity...   Today I lost my virginity... EmptySun Apr 12, 2009 11:13 pm

...as I drove on the M25 for the first time today. Totalled over 100 miles over the day too, and my back is killing me!
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PostSubject: Re: Today I lost my virginity...   Today I lost my virginity... EmptySun Apr 12, 2009 11:33 pm

*blinks*

The logistics here are confusing me.

If you'd been driving a car, got on the M25 for the first time while driving and shagging for over 100 miles I'd be well impressed and would offer to buy you a congratulatory beer... and wouldn't be at all surprised about your aching back.

On the other hand... If you'd just hit the M25 for the first time and did a paltry 'over 100 miles' and your back hurt, I'd call you a wuss and be done with you. (unless you have back problems normally)

You probably won't care which way this goes but I felt the need to clarify...

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PostSubject: Re: Today I lost my virginity...   Today I lost my virginity... EmptyMon Apr 13, 2009 9:24 am

Maybe Rosey Palm entertained him for the duration? Still, one-handed driving for that long is quite impressive ...

(hey Gurf, you know a white van man? ^^)
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PostSubject: Re: Today I lost my virginity...   Today I lost my virginity... EmptyMon Apr 13, 2009 10:25 am

Probably could have phrased it a bit better!

I mean I lost my motorway virginity. First time on there and it is painful to sit there for ages with nothing but driving to do!

And yes, I do have back problems. Back in October I suffered a slipped disc.
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PostSubject: Re: Today I lost my virginity...   Today I lost my virginity... EmptyMon Apr 13, 2009 10:43 am

Gurfang wrote:
Probably could have phrased it a bit better!

I mean I lost my motorway virginity. First time on there and it is painful to sit there for ages with nothing but driving to do!

And yes, I do have back problems. Back in October I suffered a slipped disc.
Ahah. Laughing Grats on popping your motorway cherry. Wink I like motorways, in the car or on the bike, I'm a bit of a speed freak. Though the M25 can be a complete pain. Stopping distances doesn't seem to factor in the minds of those who use it.

Sorry to hear about your back. My dad had a slipped disc years ago and it looked like agony.
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PostSubject: Re: Today I lost my virginity...   Today I lost my virginity... EmptyMon May 11, 2009 8:58 pm

Word 'round the office is that Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters entertained you during your marathon journey?
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